The Mystery of Oink
New Year’s Day 2014
By the CBTS Intrepid Reporter
New Year 2014 seems to have resulted in excessive cavorting among the (stuffed) animal denizens of our community. New Year’s morning dawned to find Oink, who generally is alert and guarding the way to Apartment S137, sprawled senseless on the ground. To demonstrate the magnitude of this dereliction of duty the ground for that sprawl was the very ground to which Oink has long been assigned as guardian.
The incriminating evidence was overwhelming and irrefutable.
Moreover, there was clear and irrefutable evidence, even if it was circumstantial, that Gregory was the culprit who distracted Oink from her duties and who led her astray down the primrose path to perdition.